Teddy

Teddy is a fungus that grows on the side of political simulations. It has proven hard to remove, and tends to return even after long periods where it appears it has gone away.

Not Mod
Teddy was not mod for start

Mod
Teddy was a mod for a week

Not Mod
Then Teddy was a Not Mod.

Mod
Teddy is mod again

Mad
Teddy got mad for a few days

Not Mad
Teddy was trying to be Not Mad

Mad
Teddy got mad again

Not Mad
Teddy is trying to be Not Mad

Pellaken
Is Pellaken now

Speaker
Teddy then become Speaker for some reason, idfk.

Quit
Then quit and sed everyone is bad.

Unquit
Then tried to be speaker again

Died
then he died rip https://www.reddit.com/r/newspaperTVradioshow/comments/bg406u/teddy_kills_in_tragic_allcaps_accident/?